Mark Simmons: Quip Off the Mark

As Seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport and ITV, ‘Master of one-liners’, and social media phenomenon MARK SIMMONS brings his sell-out tour show ‘Quip Off the Mark’.

Mark joined Dara O’Brian and Hugh Dennis on BBC2’s Mock The Week as a semi-regular on the show and now brings you his show Quip Off The Mark which has toured over 125 venues and sold over 15,000 tickets. He’s also been appearing on BT Sport’s DIY pundit and The Rugby’s On.

Mark has also appeared in other TV shows such as ITV’s Out There, BBC Radio 4ExtraStands Up, a Channel 4 pilot starring alongside Bridget Christie, as well as BBC3’s One For The Road.

Mark is enjoying further success with his solo podcast, Jokes With Mark Simmons, where he invites a fellow comic, such as Gary Delaney, Sarah Milican, and Milton Jones to discuss jokes that they’ve written but simply just haven’t worked.

This isn’t your average one-liner show as there is the running theme throughout. This year Mark’s parents have sold the house he grew up in and has to collect his box of stuff from the loft. Come discover what’s in the box in this top-level one-liner show structured in a way you’ve never seen before.

“Master of one-liners…his (show) consist(s) of literally one liner after one liner, with one or two breaks for the audience to catch their breath before another assault on the laughter and muscles with the next segment.” One4Review ★★★★★

Jeff Innocent: Smart Casual

After a hugely successful first leg, British Comedian of the Year Winner and social media sensation Jeff Innocent is back for the second half of his debut nationwide tour, Smart Casual.

Jeff is bringing his unique and hilarious cultural insights on the road for the first time in a career that has spanned almost three decades and earned him a reputation as one of the greatest living comedians the country has to offer.

Highly anticipated and long overdue. This will be an hour of stand up comedy that you do not want to miss.

“It should be made law that every British Citizen must go and see Jeff Innocent. He’s that funny.” – Evening Standard

“Jeff Innocent delivers a masterclass in stand up comedy every time he performs” – The Times

Danny Beard: Straight Expectations

Join Drag Race UK winner Danny Beard and their full live band for a 5-star night of killer vocals, snappy comedy, put downs and pick me ups. Get ready for a evening of scandalous behaviour, lots of laughs, and an honest insight into what life’s really like as a Z-list ‘celeb’ as the host of BBC3’s ‘The After Shave’ take to the road in this brand-new international tour for 2024.

In addition to a sell-out debut UK tour and critically acclaimed Edinburgh Fringe residency, the last 12 months have also saw Danny take to the stage alongside Graham Norton at London’s O2 Arena, plus multiple TV appearances including The Weakest Link, The Traitors Uncloaked and Hollyoaks.

Joe Pasquale: The New Normal

40 YEARS OF CACK…CONTINUED!

Joe Pasquale has been showing off on stage for over 40 years and he’s bringing his favourite things for another airing to show that things have never been normal… if you have ever wondered why chicken breasts don’t have nipples? Then this is the show for you…

Show includes Q&A

Lucy Beaumont: The Trouble & Strife

It’s time for the wife to tour now..

Award winning stand up comedian BEFORE she met Jon Richardson, Lucy Beaumont is going to let loose and let slip on her roller coaster world.  Life through the Beaumont lens is more surreal than you could ever imagine.

 

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Paul’s shows are extremely fast paced. He thinks on his feet to provide the best possible humour as every show is different depending on his volunteers.

Baga Chipz: Material Girl ‘Much Betta’ Tour

Join Baga Chipz MBE; actress, singer-songwriter, comedian, ex-Page 3 Model, Ladies Darts Champion, professional shoplifter and MILF, as she embarks on a nationwide theatre tour coming to a town near you! Due to the success of last year’s tour, the RuPaul’s Drag Race UK star is coming back bigger, MUCH BETTA and very, very harsh! Expect hilarious outrageous crass blue comedy, live vocals, dazzling costumes, drunken antics and the tale of a single mom from the Black Country who became one of the nation’s best loved stars. Hosted by the fabulous gender bender Muther Tucker, this is one show not to be missed! This is an 18+ show so don’t bring ya kids!

Daliso Chaponda: Feed This Black Man Again

Daliso did his first show, ‘Feed This Black Man’ 20 years ago. The jokes were mediocre, there was a rap about poverty in the middle (which was as offensive as you might imagine) and the big finale involved a sandwich on stage.

20 years later, Daliso has done the ‘Royal Variety Performance’, written and performed four series of ‘Citizen of Nowher’e on BBC Radio 4, been a ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ finalist, toured nationwide and abroad… all sorts of things the 22-year-old Chaponda would never have imagined possible.

So, Feed This Black Man Again is a do-over, as the now widely-loved comic revisits the themes of that ancient debut show with the considerably enhanced comic talents that two decades’ experience brings you. Along the way he’ll examine the huge differences between the way you think life will be at twenty, and the reality. Probably no sandwich at the end this time.

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Freddy Quinne: In Sickness

Turns out laughter isn’t always the best medicine.

Comedic powerhouse Freddy Quinne is set to embark on his debut nationwide tour! Well…that’s if he doesn’t end up in intensive care again. In his new no-holes-barred standup show, Freddy fearlessly confronts his own mortality with his trademark wit and often brutal punchlines, covering everything from topical news to universal truths.

He might now be eating like a vegan, but rest assured he doesn’t tell jokes like one.

As seen on Have a Word, ITV, and his acclaimed hit podcast Dead Men Talking.

“Mind-blowing comedy” – Daily Mirror
“Hilarious” – The Independent
“A force of nature” – Daily Express

Sunday Lunch & Laughs

Comedy Lounge Presents Carvery and a Comedian the hilarious Tony Vino.

“The Sunday Lunch Experience”

Enjoy a delicious Sunday Roast with live entertainment.

Doors open at 12pm food served at 1pm no admission after 1pm

Greg Davies

Greg Davies is heading back out on tour for the first time in seven years with his brand-new 2025 stand-up show ‘Full Fat Legend’.

He is the star of shows such as Taskmaster, The Inbetweeners, The Cleaner, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Man Down and Cuckoo and has also appeared on Mock the Week, Fast and Loose, Live at the Apollo, and Would I Lie to You?

 

Knickers

“Knickers”, an original and outrageous adult comedy written by Kira Holmes, forming part of the Hull Truck “Grow Festival” and presented by Wolf Pack Theatre.

With Charlotte Wilson, Dave Ross, Lex Stephenson, Cerys Latham, and Luke Gillingham

Jodie owns a coffee shop.
Jodie is skint.
Jodie needs money.
Jodie gets an idea…

This laugh-out-loud comedy explores the extreme lengths Jodie will go to to make ends meet during the cost-of-living crisis. Selling her knickers online, what could possibly go wrong?

This is a unique opportunity for artists and audiences to experience a piece of work in development.

Wolf Pack Theatre will also be teaming up with financial and mental health charities and support agencies to help signpost audiences to free help and advice, should they be experiencing similar pressures to those explored in the show.

Rob Beckett Giraffe

Yes! Bobby Beckles is back on tour.

Smashing the life out of the M25, M1, M5 and any other road that’s in my way. From Bromley to Brisbane, my new show Giraffe is going worldwide.

Expectations on me: put on 3 stone from takeaways and post-show drinking.

Expectations of you: leave the gig happier than when you arrived.

My wife thinks it’s going to be tough for me to be away from the family and don’t get me wrong, I do love my children/podcast content providers… but I also enjoy a lie-in and a hotel buffet breakfast. I think I’ll cope.

What else is there to do? Sit next to your partner on the sofa scrolling TikTok in silence again? You did that the last three nights. See you there!

Host of Sky’s Rob Beckett’s Smart TV and Rob & Romesh Vs. He’s also the unmistakable voice of Channel 4’s Celebs Go Dating and the smash-hit podcast Parenting Hell.

 

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Laura Belbin

She’s loud, she swears, she’s inappropriate, and she’s the comedian behind the social media antics of Knee Deep In Life. She’s taking to the stage with her brand new show with one question, is there such a thing as too much???

Laura is the perfect tonic in a world of perceived perfection and filtered happiness. She says the things everyone is thinking but probably doesn’t often dares to say.

Her comedy is for those who chase the raw, filthy and honest truth over how life can really be and that with empowerment comes unity.

Laura is the bestselling author of Knee Deep In Life:  Wife, Mother, Realist, Why We’re Already Enough and No Shame:  How to Drop the  Guilt.

Russell Kane

Russell Kane: HyperActive

Whirlwind, FitBit-breaking comedian, presenter, actor and author Russell Kane is out on the road again, setting it on fire with his unique recipe of sharp wit and “storming physical comedy” (Mail on Sunday).

The brand-new tour for 2024 and 2025 comes with a safety warning: wear strong underwear – pants will be spoiled. Russell is high-energy, high-octane, and hyper-active!

‘Fierce, funny and heartfelt… a thrilling reminder of what comedy can do.’ – The Guardian

‘An evening-long fix of stand-up espresso… one of the quickest, most stimulating stand-ups in the land’ – The Times

‘Russell Kane has made his name with verbose, hyperactive comedy – and he shows no sign of slowing down.’ – The i

Beverley Comedy Club

Well – what a coup! We’ve got Tom Wrigglesworth, creator and star of ‘Tom Wrigglesworth’s Hang Ups’ on BBC Radio 4 – all five series of it!.

Partly due to his degree in Electrical Engineering, Tom has also starred in TV programmes about lots of interesting stuff: including‘Electric Dreams’ and ‘Engineering Giants’, BBC – ‘You Have Been Warned’, ‘Dead or Alive’ and ‘Outrageous Acts of Science.

Tom has won numerous awards for his stand-up comedy, with themes of coping with the maddening impact of the policies of corporate organisations on ordinary people, and standing up for the little guy.

So You Think You’re Funny – Winner

Time Out Breakthrough Act – Winner

Chortle Best Show – Winner

Sony Radio Award – Winner

New Zealand Comedy Festival International Act – Winner

Also appearing….

Ant Dewson is a comedian and singer of silly songs. He’s a regular performer at the UK’s best comedy clubs including Up The Creek, The Stand, Funhouse Comedy, Top Secret, Angel Comedy, Out of Bounds, The Stand Up Club… to name but a few.

Ant has shared the stage with some of the country’s finest comedians including Michael McIntyre, Micky Flanagan and Lee Mack.

Ant has written comedy for BBC Radio 4, Sky TV, and other areas of the media. He performs on BBC Radio London and other London radio stations.

…With other supporting acts to follow!

And our MC is the ever-popular Jack Gleadow.

This previous Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year is in big demand around the country and has been performing internationally. Described as a latter-day Norman Wisdom and Lee Evans in one, this ‘one man variety show’ will be hosting our show with his unbridled comic energy and pizzazz.

Leicester Mercury Awards – Comedian of the Year.

Yorkshire Comedy Awards 2023 – Best Act.

“One of the most unique performers on the UK comedy circuit today.”